Top Wit

It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally TheChive
Why don't you make like a woman driver and get lost 30 Rock
I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are Youth In Revolt
See you in another life, Brother Desmond
There's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens. Now let's see what happens. Macgruber
Im a powerful man. I can walk into mcdonalds, order a soup and they’ll make it Monty Burns
This girl was ugly, I mean she could make a strap on go limp. Bill Maher
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass David Lee Roth
Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine Dumb and Dumber