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Let's just say Someone used her hard and put her away wet. old expression
A sniper wouldn't take him out. unknown
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork unknown
What's wrong with your face? It looks like someone punched a hole in a bag of flour 30 Rock
He couldn't sell his face to a photo booth Death To Smoochy
fuck mistletoe, I wouldn't kiss her under anaesthetic unknown