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You're fat, and i'm not gonna try to suger coat it because then you'd try to eat that too Unknown
Hey Mr Michelin, I love your tires! 30 Rock
Open your mouth sweetheart, I want to see if Gepetto is building a fire in there Mad Men
If this were Lord of the Flies, you'd be dead already piggy! Tucker Max
I'm not fat, i'm kidnap resistant The Internet
When she exhales Al Gore goes insane Bo Burnham
We look like the number 10 when she stands next to me Bo Burnham
Hey get sitting bull on the phone we found the last buffalo Mad Men
That boy is heavier than bad luck Junot Diaz