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You couldn't get laid at a women's penitentiary with a handful of pardons The Big Bang Theory
Don't build me a sandcastle and call it the Taj Mahal Unknown
He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny Mad Men
This guy could convince the virgin mary to do a centrefold Suicide Kings
You couldn't close an envelope unknown
Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining Unknown
Don't take me to the pet store and call it the zoo Billy Connolly
Don Draper could sell The Total Gym to Chucks Norris Mad Men
You couldn't close a screen door unknown
Get more ass than a toilet seat Nate Dogg
Slicker than weasel shit on a greased doorknob unkown
I could talk a dog off a meat wagon unknown
She could sell bubblegum to the lock jaw ward at Bellvue Boiler Room
You couldn't sell ice water in the Sahara Barton Fink