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I'd rather sit on my mom's lap while she takes a shit than teach her how to use an iphone FatJew
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. Anonymous
I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward. Tupac
I'd rather spend the night at Neverland Ranch... Steve Byrne
I'd rather put on a blonde wig and be thrown in the showers at rutgers Todd Barry
I would rather have Freddy Kreuger give me a prostate exam than listen to Justin Bieber's opinions on love Mike Scott
I’d rather walk up to a blood while wearing a blue onesie and kiss him right on the mouth than get in a fight with Beyonce no twitter Fatjew
I'd rather watch my parents 69 than help you unknown
I'd rather strain my pasta through my dad's underwear than wear a helmet while biking FatJew
I'd rather fellate a hot curling iron than listen to you Tucker Max
I'd rather drink Al Roker's tepid bath water than do that thing you just asked me to do unknown