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Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? John Cleese
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
You're a vegetarian? Isn't that an old Indian word that means 'lousy hunter'? Andy Rooney
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. Maddox
I'm an Ovolactovegetarian I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of anything with a face Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
You don't win friends with salad Homer Simpson