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Hello my name is [x], and I like to party Hot Rod
My name is X, and I like to party... Rod Kimble
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. Homer Jay Simpson
Whatsup you tall drink of bitch!? 30 Rock
Dating, mating or masturbating? Hello Ladies
How are you? It isn't hard to adjust to happiness. Mad Men
So...the libraries were closed yesterday, what did you get up to? Mad Men
Well look what washed ashore at the grossest beach i've ever been to Workaholics
Listen up fives, a ten is talking Jenna Maroney