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My balls are like New Orleans, and the levies are about to burst Ruxion - The LEage
It's better to have loved and lust than let our apparatus rust Unknown
She wants my dick, in and around her mouth Seth
That old fashion,feeling...where I would do anything to bone her Lloyd Christmas
Ill give the little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance Brian Fantana
Nobody snuggles with [name]. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs Max Power
[name], I have made it with a women, inform the men Zap Brannigan
I want to tickle your belly button from the inside Michael Cera
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity fr everyone, but they have always wotked for me. Hunter S Thompson
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard Jay