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Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine Dumb and Dumber
alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems Homer Simpsons
You couldn't even tie my drinking shoes Tucker Max
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer Step Brothers
I love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch Ron Burgandy
I hate the very sight liquor. So I have to hide it in my stomach Anonymous
Let's Get drinking this meal isnt going to throw its self up Tucker Max
One gay beer, for my gay friend, and one normal beer for me, because I am normal Ray
Drunker than a poet on pay day Marge Simpson
I'm going to hang out by the bar, put out the vibe Lloyd Christmas
We all do dumb shit, when are fucked up Mike Tyson
I'm not an alcoholic, I am a university student Anonymous