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The climate change is gorgeous right now. BadBannana
It's so damn cold i'm considering getting hit by a car just for the engine warmth. @Doni
It's hot, it's damn hot, It's so hot I saw this little guy in an orange robe burst into flames Good Morning Vietnam
It was so hot we sat around a fire to keep cool Unknown
It's colder than a cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg Unknown
Hot enough to melt the ice cream off of Gucci's face Hop Sin
It's wetter out there than Drew Barrymore in a grunge club unknown
It's darker than a well digger's arse unknown
It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice Ron Burgandy
it's so damn cold you could hang meat suicide kings