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Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman
I won't rest until EVERY hurricane is named [your name] Sue Sylvester
OMG i have Alzheimer┬┤s bulimia - i eat all day and forget to make myself throw up at night..... Unknown
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? John Cleese
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Bernard Black
Life is not a garden so don't be a hoe Unknown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
You're a vegetarian? Isn't that an old Indian word that means 'lousy hunter'? Andy Rooney
Hello my name is [x], and I like to party Hot Rod
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard Jay
Look up Idiot in the dictionary...No, the definition, which you fucking are Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Mmm... Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it, The Lovenasium Zapp Branagin
You've got a dirty whorish mouth, thats what you have Anchorman