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Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman
I won't rest until EVERY hurricane is named [your name] Sue Sylvester
OMG i have Alzheimer┬┤s bulimia - i eat all day and forget to make myself throw up at night..... Unknown
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? John Cleese
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Bernard Black
Life is not a garden so don't be a hoe Unknown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
You're a vegetarian? Isn't that an old Indian word that means 'lousy hunter'? Andy Rooney
I'll hit you like a bottle of whiskey at an Irish wake Jack Donaghy
You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth Shawshank Redemption
I will slap the taste out of your mouth Alonzo Harris
Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. Brick
I'll cut you so'll have a chin Liz Lemon
If you hit me in a dream you better wake up and apologize Reservoir Dogs
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel unknown
You're about as useful as the condom that broke the night you were conceived Derek Stotz
You're about as useful as a trap door in a canoe unknown
She could sell bubblegum to the lock jaw ward at Bellvue Boiler Room
I could talk a dog off a meat wagon unknown