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It's darker than a well digger's arse unknown
It's wetter out there than Drew Barrymore in a grunge club unknown
You smell like a waffle house sink Donald
It smells like you just walked out of a fisting contest Californication
It smells like you got butt fucked by a garbage truck Tucker Max
I'm going to hit it so hard, who ever pulls me out is going to be come king of england Tucker Max
You will have to excuse my friend, He's a little slow Lloyd Christmas